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Post by UTD111 on May 1, 2010 9:22:32 GMT 1
Man Utd have signed a new striker from Nigeria. On his first day of training, Fergie picked up the ball and said "BALL" Then he pointed to the goal and said "GOAL" He then demonstrated a kicking motion and said "KICK" Carrying on....."Understand, kick, ball, goal....GOOOOOAAAALLL!!!" Eventually the young African plucks up the courage to say, "Excuse me Mr. Ferguson, but I speak very good English" To which Fergie replies.... "Sit down son, I'm talking to that prat Berbatov"
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Post by UTD111 on May 9, 2010 9:17:18 GMT 1
Q. How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. (I) Three. One to change the light bulb, one to buy the "1999 light bulb changing" commemorative t-shirt and video, and one to drive the other two back to Torquay.
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Post by UTD111 on May 13, 2010 21:11:26 GMT 1
Q: How many Man U supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus? A: Never enough.
Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God? A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.
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Post by UTD111 on May 15, 2010 10:45:56 GMT 1
For sale: '70,000 T-shirts with Man Utd, 19 league titles' embroidered on the front. To order, e-mail............ gerrardbackpass.co.uk
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